Foxy Finking

Being able to remember things is actually fairly useful.  You might think that for a fox it is not quite so important but you’d be wrong.  I was only saying to Mrs Crafty Fox the other night that I just couldn’t remember where I’d put  a rather enticing slice of pizza somebody had carelessly left in their bin. 

She said that what I needed to do was do was stop wasting so much time down at the Fox and Hounds (though fortunately all the hounds are now banned) and try out some brain exercises and games.  Here’s what she said…  (all credits to Mrs CF). 

So now that my brain is in shape (see Better Memory) what about the body - mmnnn perhaps I have been going easy on the running  lately – but you know what…… this time of year there’s just so much food for us foxes that’s it hard to stay in trim …and there’s just not the room in our den for proper equipment. 

Well Mrs CF has just called me a lump of tubby Fox lard and I am angry ….. and I am not having it. I am going to get fit and so I have asked my good friend, Carl Lynford Fox to give me some advice and here it is gentle reader, shared like the caring, sharing Fox that I am.  

(All credits to Carl Lynford Fox)

Well thanks for that Carl Lynford – I can see I am in for a huge amount of fun …not…over the next few months.  Anyway the sanctimonious, skinny, little hound baiter went on to ask me to remind you all again on this page (it’s on the Getting Fit page too) about a site with more information and also great deals on gym equipment.  As he pointed out people very often quickly tire of exercise products or receive tham as unwanted gifts.  There are often amazing bargains on new or as new gym equipment.    Here it is folks.    Thanks Carl Lynford - now please leave me alone.

Now I know I may be the cleverest craftiest and sneakiest fox in the world but I tell you, right now I think I am the angriest fox in the world. 

I am absolutely in the mood for a couple of Farmer Jim’s chickens – they won’t know what’s hit them and Mrs CF had better watch out too – last time I was like this I got so angry I chucked her in the local pond – that cheered me up  - watching her swim to the bank certainly gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “brush strokes”  …. 

Anyway what’s winding me up today – software and computer support or lack of it.  Here I am busy trying to find useful products and information for my legions of admirers when I hit a small problem with the computer.  No problem you think.  I remember all that blurb about superb support and how customer satisfaction was their number one priority…..well, if that’s the case why the fox don’t you reply to my small email asking for a little bit of help. 

One hour, two hours three hours, 6 hours, oooh   perhaps it’s the other side of the world and you are all asleep – gets a bit doubtful after three days though doesn’t it……….wake up wake up – your company’s rubbish and crumbling all around you …..  wake up wake up……….aaagggh – where’s those chickens or better still Mrs CF . 

Rant over - but seriously readers if you do get information or a product through our recommendations here let us know of any problems you have.  I don’t want to be recommending things for you that don’t follow through on the promises.  As I said on day I we are in this together to make life better.  

Hello Foxy fans

Sorry it’s been a while since my last visit - but I have been away. I was actually visiting my good friend Yamoni Idori Fox who is from Tokyo.

Whilst at his luxuriously appointed den I noticed that he had a lot of beautiful screens around the place. They were brilliant at cornering off parts of a room and also diffusing bright sunlight. I asked Yamoni about them and apparently they are called Shoji screens. I had not seen them before but Yamoni said there is a good selection here. When you click the links you get a large picture of each one which makes it easy to see what you want.

Have a look. They are very beautiful.